Quit Bashing Ace-King. You Ignorant Fucks.
Nobody ever tells me that I made a "nice bet" because all my bets are nice. NL Hold'em is a lot like taking a shit. Either take your shit, or get the fuck out of my pot. Speaking of pot, whoever's been pinching my shit can just leave well enough alone. Theiving fuckers.
You know, we've been hearing a lot lately, mostly courtesy of the 2005 WSOP coverage, that Ace King (suited or unsuited)is not a great hand. This is bullshit, and it needs to stop. If I sit down at another poker table and hear some stupid shit say, "AK is like Anna Kornakova, it looks good, but it never wins," I'm going to take a pair of plyers and a blowtorch to his anal cavity. With the help of a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggers, of course.
First, the starting hand Ace-King is a FANTASTIC starting holding. Arguably the third or fourth best starting hand in the game. But this isn't about QQ v AK, this is about the fact that people don't know how to play Texas Hold 'Em after the first three cards fall.
Ace King represents one of the most difficult (and most common) problems, in my humble opinion, that you'll face at the poker table: Two overcards.
This kind of situation represents WHY people are talking so much shit about AK. The vast majority of poker players have no fucking clue what to do when they bet AK (correctly, even though they don't know what in the fucking fuck they're doing when the flop misses them completely. And it will, almost 2/3 of the time. Yeah, and the bad news is that the ten that fell? Yeah, one of the dumbasses that called your raise has one.
The other reason people are talking so much junk about my boy, AK, is that people are too willing to risk all of their money with it. AK is the kind of hand, that in NL Hold'em, becomes a much better hand the more money that goes into the pot. It's a good hand to play when you've got a feeling two people in the pot are duking it out with wired pairs. It's not a good hand to put a move on someone BEFORE you pair it. The worst pair in the game will beat the living shit out of AK (offsuit) around half the time in a heads up pot.
When someone's pushing you really hard preflop, and you're looking at AK, you shouldn't be pushing back. Unless you know your opponent, or there's something special about the situation, you need to slow them down, and just fucking call. When you don't pick up a piece of the flop, you fold. When you pair either card, the majority of the time, you're winning.
Especially in a NL tournament.
You know, we've been hearing a lot lately, mostly courtesy of the 2005 WSOP coverage, that Ace King (suited or unsuited)is not a great hand. This is bullshit, and it needs to stop. If I sit down at another poker table and hear some stupid shit say, "AK is like Anna Kornakova, it looks good, but it never wins," I'm going to take a pair of plyers and a blowtorch to his anal cavity. With the help of a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggers, of course.
First, the starting hand Ace-King is a FANTASTIC starting holding. Arguably the third or fourth best starting hand in the game. But this isn't about QQ v AK, this is about the fact that people don't know how to play Texas Hold 'Em after the first three cards fall.
Ace King represents one of the most difficult (and most common) problems, in my humble opinion, that you'll face at the poker table: Two overcards.
This kind of situation represents WHY people are talking so much shit about AK. The vast majority of poker players have no fucking clue what to do when they bet AK (correctly, even though they don't know what in the fucking fuck they're doing when the flop misses them completely. And it will, almost 2/3 of the time. Yeah, and the bad news is that the ten that fell? Yeah, one of the dumbasses that called your raise has one.
The other reason people are talking so much junk about my boy, AK, is that people are too willing to risk all of their money with it. AK is the kind of hand, that in NL Hold'em, becomes a much better hand the more money that goes into the pot. It's a good hand to play when you've got a feeling two people in the pot are duking it out with wired pairs. It's not a good hand to put a move on someone BEFORE you pair it. The worst pair in the game will beat the living shit out of AK (offsuit) around half the time in a heads up pot.
When someone's pushing you really hard preflop, and you're looking at AK, you shouldn't be pushing back. Unless you know your opponent, or there's something special about the situation, you need to slow them down, and just fucking call. When you don't pick up a piece of the flop, you fold. When you pair either card, the majority of the time, you're winning.
Especially in a NL tournament.