Yeast in a Bottle

Rags can suck it.

I'm stuck like 30 bucks for the day.

I was bleeding like a.... stuck pig.

Let me find a decent hand log.

My last KQs went like this:

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 (real money), hand #1,288,171,786
Table Waterbury, 21 Sep 2005 12:32 PM ET

Seat 1: kwhister20
Seat 2: tianshan
Seat 3: mnlight500
Seat 4: Achetalisk [ QS,KS ]
Seat 5: Fifth Sin
Seat 6: jpinkc
Seat 7: IRISHEP
Seat 8: Elvis lives
Seat 9: ufudtf58
Seat 10: SHWNA114
ANTES/BLINDS
kwhister20 posts blind ($0.50), tianshan posts blind ($1), IRISHEP posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
mnlight500 calls $1, Achetalisk bets $2, Fifth Sin folds, jpinkc folds, IRISHEP folds, Elvis lives folds, ufudtf58 folds, SHWNA114 folds, kwhister20 folds, tianshan calls $1, mnlight500 calls $1.

FLOP [board cards 4H,6H,9D ]
tianshan checks, mnlight500 checks, Achetalisk bets $1, tianshan folds, mnlight500 calls $1.

TURN [board cards 4H,6H,9D,AC ]
mnlight500 checks, Achetalisk checks.

RIVER [board cards 4H,6H,9D,AC,8S ]
mnlight500 checks, Achetalisk checks.

SHOWDOWN
mnlight500 shows [ JD,KH ]
Achetalisk shows [ QS,KS ]
Achetalisk wins $9.10.

SUMMARY
Dealer: SHWNA114
Pot: $9.50 | Rake: $0.40
kwhister20 loses $0.50
tianshan loses $2
mnlight500 loses $3
Achetalisk bets $3, collects $9.10, net $6.10
Fifth Sin loses $0
jpinkc loses $0
IRISHEP loses $1
Elvis lives loses $0
ufudtf58 loses $0
SHWNA114 loses $0

Not very interesting, I know. At least I fucking won that one.

Another hand...

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 (real money), hand #1,288,070,669
Table Male, 21 Sep 2005 11:48 AM ET

Seat 1: Smackdown42
Seat 2: SineMetu
Seat 3: RTFufkin
Seat 5: fuiss
Seat 6: Lauarvik
Seat 7: Achetalisk [ AD,QD ]
Seat 8: toyny11
Seat 9: tianshan
Seat 10: JJ Okocha
ANTES/BLINDS
SineMetu posts blind ($0.50), RTFufkin posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
fuiss calls $1, Lauarvik folds, Achetalisk bets $2, toyny11 folds, tianshan folds, JJ Okocha folds, Smackdown42 folds, SineMetu calls $1.50, RTFufkin calls $1, fuiss calls $1.

FLOP [board cards AS,2H,6D ]
SineMetu checks, RTFufkin bets $1, fuiss folds, Achetalisk bets $2, SineMetu calls $2, RTFufkin calls $1.

TURN [board cards AS,2H,6D,9D ]
SineMetu checks, RTFufkin checks, Achetalisk bets $2, SineMetu folds, RTFufkin calls $2.

RIVER [board cards AS,2H,6D,9D,QS ]
RTFufkin checks, Achetalisk bets $2, RTFufkin calls $2.

SHOWDOWN
Achetalisk shows [ AD,QD ]
RTFufkin mucks cards
Achetalisk wins $21.

SUMMARY
Dealer: Smackdown42
Pot: $22 | Rake: $1
Smackdown42 loses $0
SineMetu loses $4
RTFufkin loses $8
fuiss loses $2
Lauarvik loses $0
Achetalisk bets $8, collects $21, net $13
toyny11 loses $0
tianshan loses $0
JJ Okocha loses $0

That one was good. I have no idea what his cards were, but it's this kind of dichotomy that happens. People will call with absolutely nothing, and sometimes they get there. Most of the time, though, they won't.

I need to take a huge shit. That's it for now.