Yeast in a Bottle

After Seth's recent post, I got to thinking: What does he have wrong? Why is he intentionally misleading these people? Why is he so fucking stupid?

Well, I realized he just doesn't want to tap the glass. Seth wants people to keep playing the same shitty poker they have been for generations. He hates you guys.

So, in light of this, I've decided to give you guys the real secrets.

These hands are ALWAYS the nuts: J9, T6, 72o, and T8s.

If you fold any of these hands, you've made a mistake. Never, EVER, fold one of these hands, and your winnings will skyrocket. That is all.